Ants in my Smartipants

So one day I was eating crackers and after I had eaten about 1/4 of the sleeve I noticed a small black thing on my cracker. Upon closer inspection I noticed that it was an ant. I then inspected the entire sleeve more closely and noticed that it was swarming with ants, ants on which I had been happily munching! That, my dear friends, is how there came to be ants in my smartipants!!

Thursday, December 22, 2005


Why is that when I buy people great gifts they are jerks to me??

Next year you are all getting really bad gifts that way you have an excuse to be a jerk to me

Also I hate the post office....

and I had an allergic reaction to conditioner

it's good times here