Ants in my Smartipants

So one day I was eating crackers and after I had eaten about 1/4 of the sleeve I noticed a small black thing on my cracker. Upon closer inspection I noticed that it was an ant. I then inspected the entire sleeve more closely and noticed that it was swarming with ants, ants on which I had been happily munching! That, my dear friends, is how there came to be ants in my smartipants!!

Tuesday, September 19, 2006

I don't post much here, do I??

What's up with that??

Also Poly was in town today.... tell the people

Thursday, December 22, 2005


Why is that when I buy people great gifts they are jerks to me??

Next year you are all getting really bad gifts that way you have an excuse to be a jerk to me

Also I hate the post office....

and I had an allergic reaction to conditioner

it's good times here

Monday, November 28, 2005


1) Websites that automatically play music
2) Methoxymethylbenzoic Acid
3) When my Car is broken
4) Waiting to go home
5) Being Hungry and not wanting to eat
6) Being so Tired

Monday, November 21, 2005


So the other day I was toiling away in lab when I needed something from the fridge, so I went into Chanel's lab, since we borrow his fridge. We I walked into the lab I saw a fellow that resembled a gargoyle, not unusual since he works there. What was unusual was that his finger was up his nose!!

Chanel is known to hire only the classiest folk!

Sunday, November 20, 2005

Can Anybody Answer me this?

Why are matters of the heart so complicated??
How can you be so in love with someone yet hate everything about them?

How can you overcome heartbreak??

Monday, November 07, 2005

Well it's official

I am single

single and sadbaby

Wednesday, November 02, 2005

The Circle of Life

So once a long time ago (well more like 2 years ago) I needed to staple something, so I randomly walked into the nearest office, which happened to be that of organic chemistry Professor Chanel, and asked to borrow a stapler. He looked surprised but lent me his stapler. It was a really nice stapler, I think it was a swingline. In case you are not up to date of your staplers, I will inform you that swingline makes the Rolls Royce of staplers.

Anyways, today I was sitting in my office, working hard of course, and some random first year walked into my office and asked to borrow my stapler. I guess what goes around comes around. I lent her my stapler and she thanked me (even though my stapler is not a swingline!)

So that's my random story for today!